Joe, June, and Rebecca
A Told from the Grave Story
Rebecca and I decided to go out to a horse park she had been telling
me about. To be honest, Im kind of afraid of horses, but I said
what the hell. So we drove out there. I mean, it was a beautiful drive
out into the country. Such green pastures. And the sky such a beautiful
blue. Then we got to the park and I was starving. There were three places
to eat and I decided on a Wing Shack. But Rebecca, she wasnt hungry.
That girl never eats.
I had just bought this magnificent stallion. A white Palomino and so
I went out and rented a stable at the Blue Chambers Horse Park. What I
love about this Horse Park is that they dont close themselves off
from the public. They allow the public in to enjoy what we horse lovers
enjoy but without them having to spend the kind of fortune we spend to
keep our horses up. I mean it is like I sometimes go out to a small airport
and just watch the planes. I know the people out there and so they know
I am just enjoying what they enjoy. I mean, they dont think I am
up to something or anything.
June isnt so much into horses as I am but she agreed to go out
to the Blue Chambers Horse Park with me. I think she really enjoyed the
ride out into the country. That girl is such an eater and she never gains
any weight. She brought this huge bag of cookies and the entire time we
were riding, she was eating them. Then when we get there she is looking
for a place to eat. I told her that I wasnt hungry and I that would
be at the main stable.
After I got everything set at the main office to stable my horse, I went
to check on him. I walked to the end of the main corridor inside of the
barn and was walking down toward where the stable is for my horse, and
God, there was the most beautiful woman standing there feeding him a sugar
cube. I thought, damned, I bought myself one lucky horse.
I was feeding the exquisite equine a sugar cube and he was so cute the
way he nibbled it out of my hand. Then I turned and looked and I saw the
most handsome man walking toward me. He wasnt just handsome. He
had a manner about him that was different. As he walked closer I thought
to myself that I hoped I didnt blow it if he said something to me.
Socially, sometimes, I can be so freaking backwards.
When I reached this beautiful woman I couldnt think of anything
to say. Suddenly, out of no where I blurted out, I want some sugar. And
this woman smiled. Beautiful, beautiful smile. And she turned her palm
over with a sugar cube in it. I couldnt help but notice the huge
rock on her finger which for some reason was turned inward. The diamond
was like wow. I knew this woman was totally out of my league. But I took
her hand in my hand and I started to lick the sugar cube. As my tongue
reached toward the cube I looked up into her eyes. Her hand in my hand
eased toward her own luscious lips and I found my lips nearing her lips.
The little devil on my shoulder was like screaming for me to kiss her,
kiss her, kiss her while the little angel was like she will slap you,
she will slap you.
I didnt know this handsome man, but I so much wanted him to kiss
me. Call me old fashion, but I didnt want him to think that I am
a whoring slut. Otherwise, I would have kissed him.
My hand holding the sugar cube was between my lips and his sultry lips;
his dimpled smiling lips. Then suddenly he ate the sugar cube out of my
hand and the moment was gone.
I am such an idiot. I ate the sugar cube that had my horse had slobbered
on. And then her hand dropped to her side and we stood like face to face
and I could not think of a thing to say.
There was an awkward moment and then I said, There are such beautiful
horses here. This one, he caught my eye at once. I wonder where his owner
is because I would love to ride him. I figured I was talking to
the owner and I thought my hint was obvious.
I told her that I am the owner and that I would be glad to saddle him
up for her. She wanted to know how much it cost. The way the park is set
up is that the non-owner has to pay to ride the horses and then the stable
keeps 20% of it and we owners get the rest which we then pay back in rent
and feed and such. I have made some money with that kind of setup but
generally I just break even. I told her that between me and her, she wouldnt
have to pay.
It was weird. There I was riding his horse for free and then he had to
rent a horse to ride. But riding along the trail with Joe was pleasant.
We came to an area with a garden and butterflies. There, the smell of
romance among the flowers was so much in the air. Joe started sneezing.
it was a moment I knew would be a memory forever. Then we came to this
babbling brook and we got off our horses and took off our boots and socks
and with the horses we waded into the stream. He stood with his horse
and I stood with the horse hed rented. The horse behind me nudged
her nose against my back. This horse shoved me and I found myself standing
with my body up against his body. He let go of his reigns and I let go
of my reigns and he put his arms around me and I put my arms around him
and we kissed. Even with the smell of pizza on his breath from where he
had eaten earlier it was a kiss that caused my stomach to churn with anticipation
of what I hoped would follow.
Rebecca is so hot. Even with the taste of mint toothpaste still in her
mouth, I felt lost in the kiss. I felt as though I were in a romance novel
and perhaps this one time the kiss would not be followed by a last kiss
and those words Id heard too often. Those words, You are such
a jerk. Id not imagine. I refused to anticipate. I made up
my mind as I continued lost in the kiss that I would never hear those
words from Rebeccas puckered lips.
When the kiss ended, I could tell he was thinking about moving his lips
down to my breast. I mean, I could just tell that was what was going through
Now this is awful. I noticed her breast. They were nice. That was the
first thought that entered my mind. Honestly, that was the first thought.
But then the next thought was, are they real.
I sexually rubbed my breast and then sensually unbuttoned my top.
And she wasnt wearing a bra.
And they were right there for him to see and to kiss. I wanted to feel
his lips against my breast.
And her breast are so big. Id never dated a girl with that size
And he asked me.
And I asked her.
He asked me, Were you born with those breast? And I just
died laughing. I could just picture me coming out of the womb with my
I was so embarrassed. It was something I shouldnt have asked anyway
but then the way I phrased it. Like, God, someone just shoot me now.
Suddenly, I felt more at ease with Joe. I just blurted out. Shut
with the stupid questions and kiss my tits.
And I kissed the soft sweetness of her skin. I felt no scar tissue. I
rubbed my wet tongue over her erect nipples and I felt as though truly
I were lost in heaven. I just kept kissing her and kissing her. I didnt
even know when she took my shirt off.
I closed my eyes and feeling his tongue hitting spots I didnt even
know I had, I started breathing and moaning and like this guy was getting
me totally off and we hadnt even got to the good stuff yet.
Before I knew it, I was standing there totally naked. I have no idea
when she took my pants and underwear off. I didnt care. I just closed
my eyes and went back to kissing on this beautiful woman.
These two clowns were so lost in their sweet, sweet, sweet, kissing,
they didnt even know when I joined them. Like I had this stud Rebecca
had picked up naked in no time.
And suddenly while my lips were planted firmly on Rebeccas lips,
I suddenly felt another pair of lips smacking on my cock. I looked down
and this totally strange woman was down on her knees in the stream and
licking my cock up and down. I screamed, What the hell?
June is a total hound dog. Not only does she have a long tongue but she
could sniff out donuts in Germany while still standing in Brooklyn. For
her, it was easy to find me out in the woods having sex.
Joe was like, I swear I dont know this woman sucking my cock. I
told him that she was my friend. Then he started totally getting off on
the blowjob she was giving him.
The three of us were busy making love and I do mean love. Rebecca and
June might have been strangers to me, but the connection we felt, the
tenderness in our love making, it was real. To me, it was not meaningless
To me, it was totally meaningless sex, but it was hot sex. I had never
been with a man so tender and gentle while hes fucking me in the
When Joe shot his load all over June, I swear, Id never seen so
much sperm. To me it was so gross. Before I knew it I was shoving her
head down in the stream trying to wash the sperm off. That was my automatic
But now Rebecca. That girl is so crazy. I didnt realize she was
jealous of me joining them until she started trying to drown me.
June was raising her head back out of the water trying to scream something
and then Rebecca would shove her head back under water trying to wash
my sperm out of her hair.
I was like screaming, Stop you crazy bitch, and she just
kept bobbing my head under water.
When June raised up out of the water with a huge trout between her teeth
I quickly took it and threw it up on the bank. I figured that would be
Somehow a huge fish got in my mouth. And Joe yanked it out of my mouth
and held it up to his cock to compare sizes. When he saw the fish was
bigger, he just threw it up on the bank hoping neither Rebecca nor I noticed
the fish was bigger.
And anyway, that is how we died.
That fish was so full of damned chemicals and mutant bacteria, we didnt
live an hour after eating it.