Joe was driving down I-20 going from Morgan to Cobb County when his cell
phone started ringing. It wasnt from someone he knew but still he
Hey, Rocky, how is it going? the voice on the other end was
soft and flirtatious with a giggle as her question mark.
Joe was stuck in traffic and bored out of his fucking skull. Yo,
this traffic on I-20 is awful. I wish someone would take those crooked
Republicans who now run the State of Georgia, get them out of their planes
and put them on these fucking ass roads. They might understand some lanes
or alternative routes need to be added.
Tell me about. I dont think I am ever going to make it to
Yeah, there is a wreck about a mile before you get there. It took
me thirty minutes to get past there.
Well. It was nice talking with you but I know you are not Rocky.
I could be. Let me pretend.
No. You dont want to pretend to be him. I met him down in
Buckhead the other night. He was totally coming on to me. I gave him my
number. The damned creep gave me your number and not his.
Yeah. He and his husband are probably over at Lennox picking out
their China Pattern right now.
Joe liked the sound of her laughter as she told him. You are bad.
I like that.
Joe asked, So should I ask what your name is.
You can ask but I am not sure I should tell you. What if you are
a friend of Rocky and he gave me your number because you are a little
Little midget. Joe laughed. Nothing wrong with short
people. But I am 513.
61, alright. You a big one. God, now I guess I should tell
you that I one of those short people. I am 54.
That is not too short.
So, what color is your hair or maybe you dont have hair.
Maybe that is why Rocky gave me your number.
I got hair. I keep it cut kind on the short side. But, uh, I am
one of those blonde male bimbos.
Yea, we got something in common. It is fun to play dumb, isnt
Well, it isnt rocket science.
Or maybe it is. You see Britney Spears when she is jerking the
medias chains. She has got it down to an art.
You will probably hang up now but I love Ms. Spears. The media
so hates us sinners.
Something else in common. But now I dont like liars and I
dont like thieves. I totally love sex though. But dont think
I am a whore. I do have standards.
I did pass my last girlfriends background check. When I found out
she had a detective checking up on me, that bitch was so history. Broke
her heart when I broke up with her. But you know when I want to play the
bad boy I dont want her to have some damned detective report telling
her how I was a choirboy.
You were a choirboy. Catholic?
No. I was in the church choir. I was raised a Baptist but I dont
go to church any more.
Neither do I. I choose to believe in a loving God and the preacher
did not seem to believe in a loving God. Course, he believed in pinching
my ass every chance he got. He was such a damnable hypocrite. But he did
have a ten inch cock and he totally did know how to use it.
You had sex with the preacher.
Do you think that makes me a bad person?
I think it makes you an interesting person. So, was it like an
Yeah, an affair that ended really badly. His x-wife tried to kill
Oh my God.
She acted like she was trying to run me down. She wasnt really.
It wasnt a big deal.
Were they married at the time.
Yeah. I am not proud of it. I was 18 at the time and a total idiot.
There was just something about him. When I was around him, it was like
I had no brain of my own. Just his touch would make me so horny.
Are the windows in your car tinted enough so that people cant
really see what you are doing?
Are you moving or stopped.
I am stopped.
Can you send me a picture of your breast?
Send you a picture of my breast. Are you crazy? I dont even
I am bored. I want to see your breast.
Oh my God. I am talking to such a pervert.
Is someone in the car with you?
Yeah, my friend Brad. Here is a picture of his breast.
Joe looked at the picture. He is a muscular dude. Nice abs. Like
what does he do? Work out 24 x 7.
He works out a lot, but not that much.
So, have you and him ever have sex.
The Preacher is the one who introduced us. We had a three way once.
Oh. I see. I guess.
Do I hear judgment in your voice?
Richard wants to see a picture of your breast.
Okay. I havent worked out but here it is.
Not bad. Richard says actually pretty good.
So Richard likes me better than you.
Here is a picture of Richards cock. Now send us a picture
of your cock.
I am moving right now, but just a second. Okay here is.
I think someone is getting turned on. Thick and with a bend. Cool.
Now send me picture of your breast.
As Joe was looking at the picture of her breast he run up under a semi
and was killed. Those were some killer breast. Sad. But at least he died
with a smile on his face.